Dear Wednesday afternoon,
You are so close, yet so far away. Many uncertainties remain as you approach--will I be done in time? What am I even going to be about? What will I do after I am done? Will there be other papers, or will I be the last final, and you, the last deadline? Your imminence is at once welcome and dreaded. The question remains, will we ever meet again for a re-match?
Sincerely,
Miss Self-Important's yet-to-be-begun 10-page history final
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Dear Miss Self-Important's history final,
Neener, neener.
Love,
Wednesday afteroon
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8 comments:
That can't be all you have between now and Wednesday?!
Everything else is done, more or less.
Um, well, I agree with Mordu: "That can't be all you have between now and Wednesday?!" You can do one of my papers if you're looking to kill time. :)
Also, I perfectly agree with this coorespondence.
I haven't heard "neener neener" used in a while. It made my evening. Also, I wore the potato sack pants out at 2 AM, and did not stop traffic. Or elicit hoots and howls. I think it might be safe to give them a test drive at 11 PM for 15 minutes outside at some point soon.
Wow, can we say procrastination?
Liz: I am not efficient. One 10-page paper will take me well into Wednesday to finish.
Adrianne: My potato sack pants are unfortunately hidden from human judgment at my parents' house, but if your experiments go well, perhaps I will bring them with me next time and wear them in daylight--in my apartment.
Mark: Whatever. We all do it.
Enjoy your Thursday and Friday, Rita. You're the hardest working slacker I know. Take a long weekend.
Don't worry; I have a 9-day weekend ahead.
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