Isn't that a really melodramatic title? Not really the end of Facebook, but it does strike at its heart: the possibility of knowing who searches you. (If you're having trouble getting it to work for you, type a period into the search box and then hit the down arrow.) Drew brought this to my attention, and, in an effort to figure out what this list of five people indicates (the most recent five people who searched you? the most frequent five people who search you? five random people?), we tried repeatedly searching each other to see if we would show up one each other's lists. No dice. Possibly the thing is not updated frequently? I even checked Nigel the cat's profile and learned that one of his most recent/frequent/random stalkers was my boss. So, really, what can this list mean? Any answers to this great mystery would be much appreciated. Otherwise, as Drew sagely points out, "This thing is going to cripple the economy when it completely takes out the recent postgrad labor force."
UPDATE: The fun is over.