About a year ago, while I was in some kind of flight delay limbo en route to Chicago, Beckus and I decided to start a webcomic. It was going to be called Penguins in Togas, and Beckus would draw cartoons about penguins and I would draw cartoons involving togas, but not really. This was a very good plan. Unfortunately, I was the only one who actually drew the cartoons, and only two of them at that, so the plan failed. However, I think it would be a waste to let those two cartoons wither in the anonymity of teh interwebs when they were obviously so brilliant, so I will reproduce them here.
This project had so much potential.