Dear Facebook players of Farmville and that lame cooking game that spams my friend feed with your lame virtual "accomplishments" like so-and-so "helped her neighbors plant turnips!" or so-and-so "whipped up a tasty mac and cheese!",
Guys, seriously? You could plant an actual turnip or make a real mac and cheese in the time you spend doing it virtually and telling me about it. Plz to get lives?