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Thursday, May 26, 2011

The end of civilization, part who's counting anymore?

Maybe Nietzsche signaled the end of Western philosophy, but for me, the cultural bellwether is furries. When furries achieve mainstream social acceptance--which is to say, when casual interlocutors of mine cease to find them hilarious--I will know that civilization is over. Now that Rihanna's "S&M" is playing non-stop on the top-40 station, I think we are one step closer to that happening. If S&M subculture can be made into a fun pop song, furry pop hits must be just around the corner. Even these lyrics can be amenable. For example:

I am a wolf, I'm perfectly good at it
Sex with a bear, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But fangs and tails excite me

Well, it's a start, anyway. All I'm saying is that if we are doomed to be the last men, I would at least like a cut of the royalties.

1 comments:

Withywindle said...

As I recollect, Olaf Stapledon's First and Last Men does include a furry species of homo sapiens.