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Sunday, August 05, 2012

Where do bats come from?

Twice they've ended up in my apartment in the middle of the night. One met its end to our bumbling efforts to catch and release it (according to the internet, this bumbling would've been a crime in the UK). The other remains at-large in the kitchen. The condo president says, "Oh yes, they live in the attic." Great, but we do not live in the attic, and I don't see any visible holes in our ceiling leading to it. So how are these winged rats getting in?

5 comments:

Withywindle said...

They germinate spontaneously from ripe bananas.

Miss Self-Important said...

Yes, I was thinking I should stop leaving those sitting around in my chimney.

Withywindle said...

Never leave a banana up the tailpipe.

Miss Self-Important said...

Withywindle! Keep it G-rated!

Withywindle said...

I'm just a sucker for old Eddie Murphy movies. Sorry, couldn't resist.