Phoebe has made her entrance into the Mommy Wars with a defense of children's privacy against overzealous memoirist parents. This is one of the few things about which I agree pretty much completely with Phoebe, possibly because I also share a more general displeasure with gut-spilling as a route to literary fame. If adults can't be persuaded to keep their innards intact and inside, at least they might be persuaded - by guilt and shame - not to gut their children. Once we start agitating for legislation about this though, I'm out for the count.
And for a limited time only, Phoebe is volunteering to answer every one of your objections, in detail.