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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

An open letter to Google Scholar

Dear Google Scholar,

I would like this amazing thing added to my citation count pls. Actually, I would like it double-counted. Can you arrange for that with your techno-wizardry? Kthnx.

Sparkly hearts,
Miss Self-Important, Very Serious Scholar

2 comments:

educatedwhinge said...

No need to finish your dissertation. You've made it!

Miss Self-Important said...

I know! I should get two jobs, one as myself, and one as Miss Self-Important.