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Friday, August 18, 2017

Identity crisis

Guys, I just got contacts and I don't even know who I am anymore. That's also sort of literally true because I can't really see that well, and everything (including, importantly, my own head) looks concave and HUGE.

6 comments:

Withywindle said...

Nooooo!

It's like Spock with a goatee.

Alex said...

Maybe you need a different brand or fitting or prescription. You should be seeing normally, and better because of clearer peripheral vision.

Miss Self-Important said...

I know, like Superman without cape, like Trump without combover.

But the good news is, they suck, so they may not last very long.

Alex: The prescription is being slightly updated, so that may be the problem. But also, they just suck. They shift around and are hard to put in and remove and I look weird.

Alex said...

The fit is part of it, they have to match the contact to the size of your eyeball. It sounds like that is off for yours. Contacts are great.

Joanne Jacobs said...

Are people sassing you now?

Miss Self-Important said...

Well, I stopped wearing contacts due to their suckiness, so my ocular immunity to sassing has been re-established, at least until the pending shipment of a different brand comes in. I didn't notice an uptick in sassing incidents while wearing them, but I attribute that to the fact that the contacts gave me a HUGE HEAD which intimidated all potential sassers into silence.